James Flores

If you haven't watched Summer Heights High, you are missing out my friends. Here are some of my favourite quotes:

Ja'mie - like Ashley, no offence but are u like from special ed or something?

(Ja'mie) There are so many ugly annoying asians at my school!
(Bec) But i'm asian
(Ja'mie) Yeah but you're hot asian

Mr G talking up his arena seating for the school musical.
"Normally you play to the front of the stage. With an arena, it's around. It's around everywhere.
(jumping about on stage)
I'm performing there, there, there, there".

Mr. G - we used to have bushes here, but a girl got raped behind them so we took them away, yep no more bushes...

Jonah and his mates on red heads...
"people are racist to us sir... so we can be racist to wrangers"
"but red heads aren't a race Jonah..."
"but sir there's heaps of em'... they're everywhere!"

Ja'mie - "Look at me Sebastian I'm f*cking hot! You could have had all of this!"

Polynesian Pathways Speaker: " You fuck up in school, you fuck up in life"

"Leon you dance with Ofa, she's a girl"
"Oh please sir she's fat! Please!"

Doug Peterson: Was it fun for Ben?
Jonah: Yes. He just didn’t get it that it was fun.

Ja’mie: I think what happens is, like, out in the outer suburbs, like, ugly people breed with other ugly people, right. So you end with really fugly kids. So that’s why you look around a public school and on average, like no offence, but people are more fugly. Whereas in a private school area, in a rich school area… (shut up, let me explain), in a rich area, like, hotter people breed with hot people and have hotter kids.

Ja’mie: It’s way less, like, povo than I thought it would be.

Ja’mie: I don’t want to brag, but, I think they would someone decent looking.

Ja’mie: Wife beaters and rapists are nearly all public-school educated. Sorry, no offence, but it’s true.

Mr G: I’m Director of Performing Arts – spread it.