Summer Heights High Best Quotes
If you haven't watched Summer Heights High, you are missing out my friends. Here are some of my favourite quotes:
Ja'mie - like Ashley, no offence but are u like from special ed or something?
(Ja'mie) There are so many ugly annoying asians at my school!
(Bec) But i'm asian
(Ja'mie) Yeah but you're hot asianMr G talking up his arena seating for the school musical.
"Normally you play to the front of the stage. With an arena, it's around. It's around everywhere.
(jumping about on stage)
I'm performing there, there, there, there".Mr. G - we used to have bushes here, but a girl got raped behind them so we took them away, yep no more bushes...
Jonah and his mates on red heads...
"people are racist to us sir... so we can be racist to wrangers"
"but red heads aren't a race Jonah..."
"but sir there's heaps of em'... they're everywhere!"Ja'mie - "Look at me Sebastian I'm f*cking hot! You could have had all of this!"
Polynesian Pathways Speaker: " You fuck up in school, you fuck up in life"
"Leon you dance with Ofa, she's a girl"
"Oh please sir she's fat! Please!"Doug Peterson: Was it fun for Ben?
Jonah: Yes. He just didn’t get it that it was fun.Ja’mie: I think what happens is, like, out in the outer suburbs, like, ugly people breed with other ugly people, right. So you end with really fugly kids. So that’s why you look around a public school and on average, like no offence, but people are more fugly. Whereas in a private school area, in a rich school area… (shut up, let me explain), in a rich area, like, hotter people breed with hot people and have hotter kids.
Ja’mie: It’s way less, like, povo than I thought it would be.
Ja’mie: I don’t want to brag, but, I think they would someone decent looking.
Ja’mie: Wife beaters and rapists are nearly all public-school educated. Sorry, no offence, but it’s true.
Mr G: I’m Director of Performing Arts – spread it.
April 21st, 2008 - 21:50
Ja’mie: Get back in the car your not coming in.
December 19th, 2009 - 09:22
Best show ever!
January 1st, 2010 - 16:50
haha i like it when jonah says the thing about the red heads its halarious as man. (no offence to red heads)
January 1st, 2010 - 16:53
hahaha omg i love yor tie its like so random. omg your bins are so random. what is up with saying random soo much???
January 4th, 2010 - 20:05
‘Thank god your here, grandmas been raped!’ – Mr G
March 30th, 2010 - 19:53
Mr G: Burr burr burr
Rodney Parsons: aww, here we go, he’s doing his kermit voice. He always does this when he’s excited.
Mr G: No I dont do my kermit voice, Rodney..
April 3rd, 2010 - 23:50
thankgod your here, grandmas’ been raped…
April 4th, 2010 - 14:40
im allergic to your farts, miss!
April 5th, 2010 - 19:32
sorry ben…….(homo)
coffee coffee before we teachy teachy
omg ur bins r so random
April 15th, 2010 - 04:07
thank goy you’re here, where have you been bitch?
May 30th, 2010 - 07:12
puck you miss:)
June 1st, 2010 - 08:58
CELINE ! do you want a smack, cause you’ll get one !
June 21st, 2010 - 00:36
jonah: puck you sir
jonah: but sir! im pissin!
jonah: and this is mine its just a dick, and then you write ‘tation’- 8=-TATION.
mr g: thank god youre here! grandmas been raped!
mr g: slap the butcher!
mr g: and i was in this play called ‘Bubble Wrap’, which is me emerging from various types of packaging.
j’mie: public schools are so random!
j’mie: come talk to me! i wont bite!
j’mie: my friends say i look like mischa barton…. i totally dooon’t
July 10th, 2010 - 00:25
what happened to the mtv punked ? Jonah is hilarious, but all the characters are real original! Need a new season! ASAP!
July 20th, 2010 - 10:43
Hahaha, Jonah put your balls on the floor.
(Jonah sits on the ground and crosses his legs).
“Jonah what are you doing!”
“But Ma’am you told me to put my balls on the floor”.
ha ha dude I watched that entire season in one night, it was amazing.
August 1st, 2010 - 01:40
Mr G: Rodneys coming over to watch a DVD. Whos cooking dinner….Not me!!
August 16th, 2010 - 08:39
i have never seen this show??
August 19th, 2010 - 10:21
here are some of jonahs best …
wrangers, have u goy ur period or what miss?, the teachers in this school are all like fully scared of us and shit, sorry homo, he cant even breakdance for shit…stupid year sevens, we were punking him…he just didnt get that it was funny, sorry miss im just allergic to some shit up here. i think its your fart miss. im allergic to your fart, i dont go to gumnut colledge…your mum goes there, and one of my favourites – teacher’s at this school are so racist. If anything goes wrong, if something goes missing they go “Jonah must have fuckin’ done some shit”.
August 19th, 2010 - 10:21
*got
September 2nd, 2010 - 18:36
Im in love with summer ehights high.. there r some funnier quotes too like…
Doug:Jonah say sorry to ben
Jonah: Sorry Homo
Dou:No Jonah properly
Jonah: Sorry (whispers) Wrangeer
Doug: No jonah polietly and properly apoligize to ben
Jonah (shouting) SORRY BEN !!
Ahaaaaa i dunno if i got that al rite but its all here really !!:)
September 7th, 2010 - 08:36
no celine dont wipe ur bum on the picture of magret
September 9th, 2010 - 00:27
the one that my mate always says:
“where’ve you been bitch? where’ve you bloody been?!”
“i can’t believe the cheek!”
ja`mie: “omgosh. you guys have wheelchair people here? thats so cute”
jonah: “miss stop malesting my arm miss”
Mr Gee: “people have seen you, snooping around with a bloody chinaman!”
Mr Gee: “well im a man, im allowed!”
Ja`mie: “no offence, but she is the most fugliest girl i’ve ever seen”
Ja`mie: “omg what happened to your knee? (sebastian) “oh i fell over”
Ja`mie: “omgosh thats soooo cute”
this show is off the hook!
September 9th, 2010 - 00:29
Jonah: “oh, how do you spell fuck him up?”
LMFAO!
September 9th, 2010 - 00:30
Ja`mie: (runs out of class and calls mum)
“why don’t i just go root one of the teachers, and get pregnant. you can deal with the baby. Is that what you want? is it?!”
hahahaha!
September 16th, 2010 - 10:51
Mr Takalua – “i didnt fucking touch his fucking dick you fuck”
hahahaha
September 27th, 2010 - 11:46
helen gregson
October 5th, 2010 - 13:15
lolz
October 20th, 2010 - 02:48
Mr. Takalua – Why don’t you take you cup of tea and shove it up you fucking ass
November 16th, 2010 - 15:01
Any mental abuse in the family…dad ever hit mum…
(ticks the ugly box)
Only a mother could love it
November 18th, 2010 - 20:25
“Welcome to Mr G’s room, G’s room, G’s room, welcome to Mr G’s room come inside!…….take your shoes off and find a spot on the floor…” Haha amazing stuff:)
November 29th, 2010 - 12:13
Ja’mie:i dont wanna be friends with you anyway you lesbian curly haired bitch!
ja’mie:hi im ja’mie,(spells name) weird name i know but you’ll get used to it.
mr g:take theese flowers for my dead dog you can shuve them up your fat ass.
mr g:why dont you take a chill pill rodney im sick of hearin g your voice!!
jonah:you got your period or what miss.
jonah: piss of sir im pissing you’ll look like a peda.
December 4th, 2010 - 17:56
Jam’ie: omgthis websit is soo random
December 15th, 2010 - 23:29
jonah: being tongan come from the island respect your culture mm yea mother fucker
December 15th, 2010 - 23:30
Chirs Lilley is mah frends uncle………..i’ve met him 3 times
December 15th, 2010 - 23:36
Doug Peterson: keep a journal and write things down
Jonah: Whats a journal
Doug Peterson: A journal is like a little diary, so you write stuff in there and it stops it building up inside you
Jonah: Im not a pufta sir
December 25th, 2010 - 05:41
Jonah: if thats being disruptive then fuck you. thats not disruptive thats entertainment. Fuck you car. get a sense of humor car.
Ja’mie: i think alot of public school people are dumb and its not really their fault it comes from their parents. these kids have alot to learn and i feel i can teach them how to behave in the real world. you know what i mean?
Mr. G: Celine has an oversized brain
December 25th, 2010 - 05:47
Mr. G: i just dont need any bloody special education nightmares ruining the show
January 9th, 2011 - 19:17
that show’s based on my school
January 25th, 2011 - 13:36
welcome to mr g’s room g’s room g’s room
welcome to mr g’s room come inside
January 25th, 2011 - 18:37
ja’mie-am i hot AM I HOT
mr g-as you can see celine has an oversized brain
jonah-come get me car, fuck you car, get a sence of humor car
January 25th, 2011 - 21:18
ja’mie-sebastian look what youll be missing out on all this
mr g-why dont you take a chill pill im sick of listening to you
jonah-sorry ben homo
March 9th, 2011 - 06:19
Where u been bitch, where u bloody been..
and scene
hahaha
March 12th, 2011 - 16:01
Slap the butcher im going to get you Emily
Bahahahaaha
April 23rd, 2011 - 21:40
..Alot of the staff members..they use your mugs and tubberware containers.. You’ll have an awkward moment where you’ll say: “That’s my coffee plunger..” and difficulty arrises there.. -Mr G
thats one of our staff, cancer patient, she’s been dead for years now..” haha
I sometimes perform for the kids to show them what an industry professional level looks like..
reow, reow, reow, roew, roew.” oh and “thatnk god your here grandmas been raped!”
I often have a joke with the principal, saying, youve got a person at industry level for the price of a teacher, wheres my pay rise?”
you’ve got a face like a horse and thighs like a bloody elephant who would pay to see you in a show ; good , you handled that really well
hi there , i don’t know you very well , but could you sign my fairwell card
April 23rd, 2011 - 21:46
Mr. G in the staff carpark:move or ill run you down!
all it take in this place, is a bit of poo on the floor and they’d shut us down”
every second year we do the WOW shows, i direct those ones.. then on my off year, its margrets turn and i sometimes think “Oh no, what she doing? But thats her choice..”
ja’mie: really are they mean to you? can you introduce me.
that’ll be $400 for a formal ticket. and “lets have a free dress day and tell everyone the money’s for aids so they feel really bad and have to bring money:
my breasts would have been bigger, but i had an eating disorder in grade eight.
AHHH , YOU’VE KILLED HIM MISS , hahaha , just kidding we got you , didn’t we
May 3rd, 2011 - 20:41
‘jonah have yo ever thought of keeping a diary’
‘no’
why not?’
cuz im not a poof sir’
May 13th, 2011 - 15:18
Pick me Pick me!!
ohhhhh Puck u Mr
What Did U Say Puck You wId A p
May 23rd, 2011 - 10:31
I will have no hesitation in smashing your dolls house with a hammer mum. i’m serious.
May 30th, 2011 - 18:03
ja’mie: if you give me that look again. Bec im going to like slap you down bitch.
July 15th, 2011 - 23:11
May I post this on my Facebook Page? I am a big fan of the show, and it would mean alot.