You probably all guessed by now that I’m back home in Albury. I’ve only been here for like 2 days and I’m already feeling the effects of boredom. Me and Matt had no sleep since we got on that bus 8pm Friday night. After successfully signing Matt as a ‘non local’ member to SSA club for the massive sum of $2, he could walk into the club without having to be interrogated by those guards.

Matt just threw a fricken sock at me, it fricken smells like perfume. He like sprays his whole body with the stuff! He reckons it doesn’t the poof.

Anyway back to what I was saying, I went ice skating today, having not skated at all in my life it was such a crap experience. I tell you now the ice is not a soft spot to land. I have aches all over my body and I full stacked it with both feet slipping under me, only to be laughed at everyone else. I basically held the edge of the rink for the whole time until I had the courage to just go - in that case I fell over yet again.

On the way to Albury, the bus stopped in Holbrook. There was this guy on the bus and he was full fat and he made noises signalling he was like choking or something. After he’d eaten this steak sandwich, he like walked passed us and went “hooooook!!!”, and it sounded so funny I had to keep doing it real loud.

Anyway I will write stuff up later because Matt is being a pooooof.

Cya

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